Posted by Alex on November 30, 2002 at 23:43:34:
Hi, everybody!
I'd like to discuss the problem of language usage in Ukraine. I'm not talkjng here about the heavily catsapized eastern Ukraine
whose population regards licking catsapian asses as a virtue. No, I want to restrict my talk to Galychyna, the only remaining part
of Ukraine, where ukrainian is the motherlanguage for at least the part of the population.
Over there (in Galychyna) ukrainian is widely spoken and is the most appropriate language to be used in vast majority of
situations. However, with one remarkable exception: when you get robbed or racketed or simply beaten to half-death just for the
sake of pleasure of it, the conversational language of the bandits will be inevitably the motherfucking russian (even in Lviv).
I'm not going to tell you that all criminals in Galychyna are russians - hell, no! - some of them (and maybe even significant
part) are locals, but as soon as a galychanyn becomes a criminal he immediately switches to "yazyck myezhdubanditskava
abshchyeniya